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Some Acts of Kindness Can Last Forever
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inb4 cool story bro…
your mom’s pretty hot! :pokerface: did I actually say that?
Your mom is the Chuck Norris of mothers ._.
That is exactly what I thought
What if she caught a shiny pokemon
or if she didn’t caught a shiny pokemon that appeared?!
What if she New Game then Save….
So she’s a homophobic religious zealot? That’s no way to talk about some guy’s mother.
Or it will last until the save file battery dies inside the cartridge…
Nah, you just trade it to yourself in a newer gen, and keep going for the rest of your life.
I have a similar story. I came downstairs one day to find that there was a Milotic in my Sapphire team. I hadn’t even had a Feebas the night before. My mother had stayed up all night, searching for Feebas, finding Berries, mixing them as well as she could, giving them to the Feebas, and then levelling the Feebas up once.
By the way Mum, if you ever see this (she reads Memebase), you’ll probably figure out it’s me. Thank you for that Milotic, mum. You’re the BEST.
What really happened: “Mommmmm!! You totally effed up the EV spread!! I HATE YOU!!!”
Screw EV’s!
Generations I and II didn’t have that; all EVs could be maxed eventually. The whole EV spread thing didn’t start until Gen III.
I’d be raging if anyone did anything with my pokemans. If you’ve not raised them yourself then there’s no point.
When I was a kid I liked to play through the story and stop: never bothered catching ‘em all; never knew about EVs. I often handed the Gameboy to my lil bro to level my pokemon for me because the grind was boring.
Great, all my mother ever did is tell me I’m wasting my time on video games. She doesn’t even know how to turn one on. Either your mother is from my generation or she’s one of the best mothers out there.
no sandwich??
Your mother is a noob, legendaries are not allowed in tournaments, so you could never have been the best.
Because once that first legendary hits level one hundred, your team is stuck and you can no longer use the PC.
Ash sucks. Gary rules.
Lee-san= lifeless jerk
Until you realized… the EVs were wrong! D:
Kind sir, you seem to imply people cared about EVs, at any point from Gen I to Gen III.
All my mom does is buy stupid f***ing stuff with my hard earned money that I send to her to save… stupid b*tch…
If you don’t want her to buy stuff do send her money.
*don’t
^ Did you EVER play a gen II game?
I see what you did there…
I would have slapped her silly if she messed with my save file!
Thats so awesome of her!
I’m calling shenanigans. That would be 610,000 experience points. If your mom only battled Chansey, she would have to have battled around 193 times. If she got extremely lucky and saw a Chansey 1 out of every 2 battles, she would have to won a battle every 1 minute and 52 seconds. In reality Chansey only have a 1% chance of appearing, in the only place one could find a Chansey.
Plus, you find Mewtwo at level 80, and the story says she raised it over 20 levels.
You are assuming a time frame that was never mentioned. What if he went to sleep at 7 PM and got up at 11:30 AM? What if she drugged him and he slept for an entire day without realizing? You don’t know man. Maybe his mom is the one true pokemon master.
Ash sucks. Gary rules.
The time frame I used was 12 hours. I know 7 PM to 11:30 AM is longer than 12 hours. I also assumed the Mewtwo got the 1.5x bonus from being traded AND that it had the 1.5x from holding a lucky egg. All of which is HIGHLY unlikely.
Mewtwo found at level 70 btw
This would of pissed me off. Ill train my own damn pokemon.
And then, realizing that Psychic has been replaced by Safeguard.
And bang life lesson learnt, mommy will do everything for you
TL;DR
I call BS
Bantha Skin?
lol
Shows that someone didn’t value their mom’s work in changing their diapers, treating their cuts, telling them bedtime stories, other normal things. Pathetic memory.
Your mom didn’t love you did she?
psss
valentine’s day is over and we still have this gay stuff x(
TELL IT AGAIN! TELL IT AGAIN!
i thought this was incredibly sweet. it’s not the act that matters, it’s the love and attention behind the act that really counts.
Yus. YES U GOT IT! I AGREE!! WOOOOOHOOO! ……I dunno wut happened….
You’re mom made the game easy for you. You didn’t deserve that League trophy. Also if she wanted to help she should of got back in the kitchen and made 151 sandwiches for your pokemon!
Yeah!! And then pee’d in your roody-poo ass for good measure!
That’s true motherly love right there!
You lucky boy or girl. <3.14
Your mom must be a virgin.
That makes NO sense.
yes it does, he is adopted
Her ovaries = Pokeballs
GAAAAAAAAAY
JUST LIKE YOU!
I’d hate if my mom did that. The feeling of leveling to a 100 by yourself is much more satisfying.
My mom bought me 2 packs of rechargeable batteries and my dad got the charger Q~Q Best Freakin’ Parents EVER!
Thats an awesome story.
My mom said that pokemon was evil. Wth mom?
Same here. :Iknowthatfeelbro:
What my mother did once: She hid our link cable, because we didn’t celan up or room, so me and my brother weren’t able to exchange pokemon or get mistery gifts for weeks. But I still love her.
Your favourite memory of your mother is her raising some virtual data?
something feels wrong here… can’t quite make it up
Just wondering… What level was it before?
FALSE.
Mewtwo was not available in Pokemon Crystal.
Time capsule
OP said that his Mewtwo was transferred/traded over, soooo yeah
Tears in my ayes, they burn!!!