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LET THE FLAME WAR BEGIN!!!
*Raises flame shield*
Well, the Catholic church (looks like the Pope is being used here) believes in evolution and the fossil record. Problem butthurt atheists?
No game corners? Get ready for POKEMON BINGO NIGHT!
I don’t need Porygon anyways.
more like get ready for gen V
Yeah I noticed that this is “Combination of various Christian groups worst perceived beliefs Play through” as well.
succesful troll is succesful
Indeed.
With what, that the church of all churches is now seeing and accepting where the more scientific types are coming from?
A lot of churches will use fossils to show evidence of stuff like the flood, and humans and dinosaurs around at the same time.
your augment is idiotic
Jehovah’s witnesses do not accept evolution theory and they are christians.
*Builds a collesuem* this will be fun
It WAS fun until all the Arcanine’s started getting heartburn from eating too many Christians. (Arcanine = Lion, right?)
hell yeah flame ware time!
This is probably the most epic thing ever.
Flame ware, by the same people who brought you tupperware…
has this got anything to do with software?
no no, its another sequel to WarioWare
Why let the other Cheezburger sites have all the religious fights, amirite?
What’s so funny about this?
That’s how I always played.
:/
^This guy
^ No, that guy
v No, that guy
Oh you
< Im pretty sure its that guy
See that guy waaaay over there with the blue hat? That’s him.
Hipster….
^ Perhaps that guy?
v I still say that guy
Aw yeahhhh…
^
Confirming, that guy
>
What about this guy?
_
/| It’s that guy in the corner.
Well that didn’t come out well at all.
7, that corner?
Woo protestants!
Yay Arceus!
That’s exactly my reaction.
(Except that it doesn’t count for Calvinists…)
don’t worry, my fav legend pokemon is Ginatina!
ME TOO!..so gladly i would go there..xD
Is Ginatina a guido-type pokemon?
Adam and Eve begin testing
Forest Chamber 16
God: ‘I must remind you that that snake over there cannot speak. In the event that it does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice.’
portal
5 Cheezburgers for ya!
The apple is a lie
The apple is a lie
The apple is a lie
The apple is a lie
In case of regarding it’s advice you will be euthanized.
this whole reply chain is pure grandness.
also, I think these rules could make for a legit, difficult play through. might actually try it.
me too
it’s kinda like playing throe a zelda game with out picking up the pieces of heart
BIDOOF IS NOW THE POPE
ALL HAIL BIDOOF
Bidoof is pope.
Your arguement is invalid.
YESSSSSSS BIDOOF IS THE LORD
This is stupid.
Why flame war? I’m Christian and I think this is hilarious.
(Catholic) Indeed it is…loved the “Two same sex pokemon can’t share the same day care center)
Same here. I thought it was hilarious.
I agree XD. I liked the “Narcotics like PP up”.
They prefer unnatural male enhancement.
I was laughing and clapping the whole time (catholic as well)
I also thought this was funny. A bit offensive to my religion, but I love jokes that are offensive.
in this case they also cannot play gen V because you must catch reshiram or zekrom
No, you can defeat them without catching them.
You have to catch them. If you defeat them they just sit there until you try to battle them again. The only way the story can continue is if you have a full party and have ALL of your boxes full.
TO THE DARK CAVE TO WOOBATS!
except you can’t catch woobats because they’re psychic type =(
remember no psychic types
TO ROUTE 1 FOR THE LILIPUPS AND PATRATS!
just catch and release
At least we can get Dragons! I guess Christians believe in mythology. Also Rapidash. UNICORNS!
you cant let your ponyta to evolve though…
what about trading?
What about a wild Rapidash?
^ This
Whoa whoa whoa. I’m a christian and these facts are all false.
It’s pointless to argue with them, man. Just give it a rest, else we shall see the beggining of another flame war about religion
to late… ALL HAIL GIRATINA!!!!!
You are saying yourself those are facts. Facts are facts, something is either a fact or it isn’t.
^fact
^fact of a fact
You dwag?
“Dwag”? Is that Pirate?
Perhaps bulbaman1 ment to say “facts”.
fact (n) –
4. something said to be true or supposed to have happened.
5: a piece of information presented as having objective reality.
Pick up a dictionary once in a while, or hell at least visit one of the numerous dictionary websites.
So how do Christians play Pokemon? I doubt they play it just like everyone else, that would just be silly.
Oh wait, it’s a joke so that’s irrelevant.
No, they aren’t
GUYS GUYS GUYS! Listen to me please.
Catholic church recognizes evolution and archeology since at least 1875, so quit b*tching about your protestant mad-driven rednecks that deny any of the above
source:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Views_on_Evolution.svg/440px-Views_on_Evolution.svg.png
Note the alternate Protestant edition.
“Just believe in Arceus and do whatever the hell you want”
I know someone’s going to try and troll me for this, but Protestant =/= Catholic.
Actually, all are christians, the note looks like agnostic (Google it)
Then either way the the joke is just wrong.
1) Catholics believe in evolution.
2) Ok
3) Abstinence till marriage not to a certain age. I’m not aware of how it works in the later versions but in gold and silver if you put two pokemon of the same gender in the daycare center they didn’t breed.
4) ok
5) Capturing legendary pokemon would prove that they’re no different than other pokemon. So you’d be doing the opposite of idolizing and would prevent others from idolizing them.
6) Catholics believe in the fossil record or the science of decyphering it. That church also regurlarly funds scientific research including their own in house observatories.
7) Ok fair enough. But PP Up is a vitamin. And rare candy last I checked is less effective than if you leveled up the pokemon normally. Also, isn’t most of society not ok with steroids?
8) IF those pokemon could actually talk than disregarding their advice would make sense. Never heard of an edict by the church that says you can’t own or capture snakes.
9) Obviously since most of these rules above are incorrect this isn’t true. But you could always ask for forgiveness either way and not have this happen.
The smiley face should be number 8.
Thanks, most long-winded anti-joke chicken in the world.
3)Doesn’t mean they didn’t try, vigorously, several times a day.
Memebase: Where ‘TL;DR’ doesn’t exist.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that hidden 11th commandment that was never discovered…
11) Thou shall not have a sense of humor…-_-…
Well, Distortion World forever with Giratina it is.
I wouldn’t mind at all! Screw Physics!
Yeah! Screw gravity holding us down!
YEAH!
DISTORTION WORLD FTW.
minecraft reminds me of the distortion world actually…
The snake handlers would have you use only snake style pokemon and poison type moves.
The new Nuzlocke?
My thoughts exactly.
…y’know, rule 9 is false because Giratina is the only thing that lives in the Distortion World.
What about the trees?
You get my point. Distortion World isn’t hell.
Actually it isn’t as stupid as it sounds, it would certainly make the games more challenging, but i’ll still catch the legendary pokemon hehe, im going to the distortion world for that ^^
If you were to not catch the legendary pokemon out of fear and reverence then you’d be saying they’re gods. But if you catch them you’re saying they’re just like any other pokemon.
Legendaries are supposed to be blasphemous because they’re trying to represent Gods. Capturing them is too good for them, they must die D:<
Except in Gen V, just stuff them in PC or release them :B
Imo worst case scenario for them is to stick them in the PC/Pokeball for eternity and never let them out.
Catholic version lol.
I guess I’m going to be giratina’s best friend!!
I’m surprised a guy who pretends to be all pious hasn’t come and objected. but thanks to this comment one shall.
apparently not
If one of those guys posts on this websites, his ruse will immediately be forfeit. This is the Cheezburger Network after all.
Because we are all tired of posting what we believe and people calling us stupid because of it. I’ve tried on another religious post on this site and they just got mad and yelled at me pretty much. I come on here for cute cat pictures and pictures of my childhood, Pokemon, not to see my religion trashed.
^True dat. Also, there’s no point in arguing when the premise is a juvenile understanding of Christianity.
Exactly. Person who made this = idiot, same for all the other religious or atheistic bashers.
Not all, but the vast majority of folks who post this stuff.
I mean, the pic is hilarious, but he should put something that makes it obvious that he knows it ain’t true.
After reading this CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Why do they have to be 22? The just have to be married.
Well then you give us a pokemon equivalent to marriage. Until then, it shall be 22 although even then that’s kind of young, 25 maybe.
If we let Pokemon get married, what next? The gays?!
Well, there’s the matter of “Mr.” Mime…
Mr. Mime *Male* and Mr. Mime *Female*. Confused yet?
ALIENS
Homosexualiens?
Yeah, they only have to be 18.
The real rule should be that your pokémon need to be monogamous.
THAT’S RIGHT!
Mormons disagree.
They’re legal at level sixteen in Johto.
what if it was an oshawott?
give it an everstone after hatching or obtaining as a starter!
@ James & Ginger
Shouldn’t it be like 25 for the male, and like 12 for the female? And shouldn’t the male have to give a miltank and a couple of tauros as dowry? Unless the male would pay $50 to fornicate whenever he wants?
Pokemon games don’t support that type of complexity, the last time I played one.
Albeit it’s been a while.
challenge accepted.
I’m sure somebody already said this, but…
…challenge accepted.
Protestants ftw!!
I can still do whatever I want
… I would so do this…
This is Why I’m glad I believe in the theory of eveelution.
god DAMN IT! I came here to make that exact joke, after reading every comment!
…I commend you…
^This.
This was on /vp/ a few days ago along with a few other religions.
Wait, does this mean that they’d have to kill Arceus meaning that… they’ve killed the Pokemon God…
-confused-
Since you have to play the flute, that falls under the “they started it” rule.
Wait, if I have to believe in Arceus for the protestant version, does that mean I can’t play Gen’s I-III?
That should be Genesis I-III.
^This guy
This would make the game really hard.
This is the stupidest idea ever, which is why i’m going to do it.
I just might try this now!
Challenge Accepted!
EPIC
Some fill me in on why a Christan player wouldn’t be allowed to catch a ghost type? My only thought is because Christians don’t believe in ghosts… But they believe in a holy ghost, so that blew my original thinking away.
I believe in ghosts. :/
nice name, brah
I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!
Commanding spirits. That would be witchcraft.
Arceus fainted for our sins
^WIN
I WAS GONNA SAY THAAAATT D:<
i REALLY hope people dont think that every single christian is like this and every branch of christianity is like this
It’s called parody. Not every christian is like this. Most are better. Many are much, much worse.
Remoraid evolves into Octillery, you can’t explain that.
if eeveelution is real, why isn’t there a krookoduck?
if eeveelution is real, why doesn’t my primeape evolve into a homo-sapiens?
And why do we still have Mankeys? :p
I love that in 66 comments, a religious flame war hasn’t started. Pokemon fans are superior to all other people.
I’m a Christian, and this is hilarious. Albeit some of the ‘facts’ were incorrect, but still funny.
This is coming from the Bidoof pope. I’d be more surprised if it was correct, frankly.
Meh, I’d rather get my Full Restore Volcano and Gardevoir Factory from the church of the Surfing Tentacool Monster.
I think this should be re-named the Catholic playthrough. Not gonna lie, but the Pope image is kinda annoying, and I hate being counted among Catholics.
Under Christianity are Catholics and Protestants. Under Protestants you have the Methodists, Baptists, Church of God, Disciples of Christ, and the like.
the like….? is that the church of facebook?
… Seriously, you know nothing about Catholicism. I really wish people would stop counting idiots like you among us also.
Challenge accepted!
I do believe in Arceus and I will do whatever I want.
BTW, this would make it really hard, but I never understood the benefit of the game corner and it will not be missed. I also wouldn’t miss the snake Pokemon or the advice they all-the-time give me.
I’ve played the “alternate protestant version” all the time and didn’t even knnow it.
Hey, nice name!
@#$%& please.
shut up before i get you killed
Are you supposed to be the guy from deathnote just because the Letters L and N commented simultaneously? You didn’t even get the joke. You’re a sad excuse for a troll
Dude, chill. “Kira” wasn’t trolling; he was going with the joke he thought was already set up. He probably wouldn’t have commented as Kira if the letters had gone in order. But it went MNL, so it looks like a Death Note reference. (Mello, Near, and L respectively, for anyone curious.)
What about Theistic Evolutionists?
Use the protestant playthrough.
That’s not evolution, it’s a reworded version of the ”goddidit”
i guess im the gate keeper then cause i abuse the hell out of all those rules
You forgot rule 10: Cannot use fire type, because it represents hell.
In that case, so much for the Houndour line, although they’re already part Dark.
I disagree. I’m fairly certain fire has holy uses in Christianity as well.
burning bush of god to moses or joseph idr i get them mixed up sometimes
I’m Christian and I get that this is being humorous at our expense…
But I kind of want to try a playthrough like that.
I already play the Protestant version though.
I’ll just say, “Can’t tell if trolling or just stupid,” to whoever made this.
Both. Problem solved.
Bidoof, please. In my belief, science, christianity, etc. are in my beliefs (a.k.a, all characterictics of god in one creator who created universe wit science, very very descriptive), so i can cross some of those out.
P.S. YOU ARE NOT THE POPE.
Love being protestant. lol
Are people seriously getting butthurt over this?
No. they aren’t. Read the comments.
I dunno if sarcastic or plain stupid
I just started a new game.
I’m going to give it a shot.
I giggled at this. Great job!
1 more to the 10 big one, you know the ones in that stone
please learn the difference between christian stereotypes and catholic stereotypes. the meme above contains christian stereotypes, but why does it have the body of the pope up there?
Because he’s a christian stereotype.
Challenge accepted.
I don’t think daycare is a place for sex.
we found an egg, dunno how it got there…..
22+ years old storks deliver them, obviously. lol
Hey, your pokemon where playing together. On a totally unrelated note I found this egg that you can keep.
All funny except #6.
Dam… cant evolve caterpie into metapod into butterfree
WAIT THIS HAPPENS IN THE REAL WORLD BUGS SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EVOLVE IN THIS PLAYTHROUGH…
oh wait that makes volcarona even more OP
I will NEVAR give up my psychic pokemon!
Now Giratina has many, many friends.
I’m offended.
How dare they besmirch the good name of Pokemon!
Besides the random rule about Science labs all other rules make sense.
History of the religions… >.>’
Flame war aside, this would actually bee a challenging play through.
this actually sounds kind of fun…
Yeah, but I have to give up most of my favorite pogeymans.
Atheism: Being an arrogant prick to everyone that has a religion just because you don’t have one and acting like you’re always right when you really aren’t.
Bla bla bla
Can’t deny it?
I do believe someone is mad.
Idiocy: Assuming all atheists are the same.
Idiocy: Assuming all Christians are the same.
Idiocy: Some Christians do not obey their own laws but still consider themselves Christians when flame wars begin
No, you’re thinking of atheist extremists. The same thing is altered slightly for religious extremists.
not to mention not allowed to catch demon-like pokemons such as dragons
You can catch a Serperior? AWESOME!
NO LEGENDARY POKEMON?! But I love my Rayquaza and Groudon D:
A CHALLENGER APPEARS
Challenge Accepted!
Totally trying this out. Interesting thing about “Evolution” (in the pokemon sense), is that the japanese word is much closer to “Metamorphosis. Evolution is just easier to read and say for kids, hence the name
Christianity as defined by Memebase…
Whatever the Westboro Baptists say.
Seriously you asses, stop butchering my religion and don’t listen to what the shoeless guy in your dorm says. He’s not wise, he’s just high as hell.
Aww c’mon, dont bee an ash, Franschish.
Is it…is it bad that I wanna try playing this way, just for the extra challenge? O_o
That depends on your definition of the word “smite” is.
Isn´t that not called “the Nuzloke Challenge”?
nope, the nuzlocke challenge means that if your pokemon faints, he dies and has to be released. also you can catch only one pokemon in every area, and that may only be the first one you encounter. there may be more rules to it, but this is all I know
(btw, there’s a double negative in your statement)
Next is the PETA version. USE ALL THE MAX REPELS!!!
the PETA version would be “Put down game, and protest about how bad it is for animal rights.”
The PETA version would be “Join Team Plasma”.
I think almost everyone got the sense of the joke. It´s just about a bunch of religions, not a single one the “lol” is referring to. Anyway… Can you defeat some legendaries without evolve your pokémon?
Yeah you can, NPCs are rather easy to beat (except in Gen V…). I beat Lance with a Totodile
wow over 170 comments and no flame war yet…
snif…
i feel so proud…
however, i hava to disagree, i am a worshiper of our holly mother, Princess Celestia
*holy
I WANT A GODDAMN FLAME WAR TO START!!!!!!!
Hell, I’ll bite.
I DON’T LIKE YOU’RE FACE!
(Intentional misspelling of “your” added to give you ammo)
COKE > PEPSI
XBOX 360 > PS3
CoD > BBC
ALEX MERCER > COLE MCGRATH
SUPERMAN > BATMAN
GOKU > SUPERMAN
UMBREON IS THE BEST EVEE EVOLUTION
TOTIDILE IS THE BEST STARTER EVER
GOLD IS THE BEST POKEMON GAME EVER
SEPHIROTH > CLOUD
NINTENDO > SEGA
MARIO > SONIC
TERRARIA IS A MINECRAFT CLONE, BUT 2D
RE5 SUCKED
WESKER ISN’T DEAD
…..War were declared. Wish granted.
*clears throat to prepare poorly-worded retort* I WAS HERE FIRST GTFO NOOBLE OF NOOBLANDIA D:<
Coke > Pepsi is true
Xbox 360 > Ps3 untrue
CoD > BBC untrue
Alex Mercer > Cole Mcgrath who the ell are they
Superman > Batman true
Goku > Superman untrue
Umbreon is the best Eveve evolution
Charmander is the best starter and pokemon ever
HeartGold is the best
Next i don’t know
Nintedo > Sega true
Mario > Sonic tie
don’t know
never played the series
Who the f is wesker
goku is the best no comparison needed you dweeb
i love dbz XD
what the hell is serperior?
… Final stage of Snivy, the grass starter from Pokemon Black/White.
“the theories of evolution end the big bang disputes in no way with the idea of god’s creation”- Pope John Poul II
nice name bro
‘Sup.
^ I’ve been looking for you
I actually think those would be interesting rules to play by, just a new player imposed challenge to make it a bit different.
But why a Bidoof as the pope?
Bidoof = stupid
Pope = Stupid
shoulda been slowpoke
Hell yeah Flame War
THis is the stupidest meme ever….
I WANT A FLAME WAR!
No, the Christian method is to avoid Pokemon all together! The really extreme Christians think it’s Satanist!
Extreame Christians tend to think just about everything is Satanist. XD
Even the Jigglypuff evolutuon line
Actually, the protestant thing is kinda spot on for Lutherans, who are protestants. Like, really spot on. There’s a huge difference. Lutherans believe you are saved by grace, not by works. In short, do whatever the hell you want and god still loves you.
I used to be Lutheran. I’m agnostic, now, though
I think you misunderstand what it is to truly saved by grace if you think you can actually do whatever the hell you want.
Bah. That’s why I believe in voodoo – and use ALL the Ghost-types!
Giratina is awesome. I’d break all these rules just to go there and catch it!
Believing in Arceus is not Protestant. It’s not Christian at all. Arceusism(If someone could find a better name, please say it) is a religion in its own right and it is awesome.
Though what would happen if a Arceusist catches Arceus?
I’m a devoted Christian, but this did make me laugh. Props to the creator!
#1: Evolving Pikachu is always a sin.
#2: These types are not all sinners, this is prejudice.
#3: What about the pokemon that have no sex?
#4: Some regions allow you to release pokemon when they’re level 16.
#5: We must respect the religions of other regions.
#6: Did you notice all the PCs in this region?
#7: Game corners, yes, but Rare Candies increase our belief.
#8: You can capture snake pokemon. Just don’t eat their Leftovers.
#9: Who DOESN’T want to be sent to live with Giratina?!
but but, Raichu is awesome!
I have 2 and soon will have a 3rd and maybe a 4th if the surfing Pikachu proves ot be useful enoughf
I’ve been a Christian for many year and have been playing pokemon for many years and I ain’t giving up either one -_-
As a Christian, I must say: I’ve never followed these rules. Why can’t I just play the game?!
Wait…I get to go to the Distortion World and live with Girantina if I break the rules………………………………….. *breaks ALL the rules*
Alternate Protestant version: Just have Arceus in the lead and do whatever the hell you want.
So… won’t you have to give up your starter, since it came from the Professor who works in a science lab? It is possible to release your starter once you get a new Pokemon, so it falls under “whenever possible”… ._.
Wait… Combine rule #5 and rule #9…
Giratina is a legendary. False idol…
I’m a Christian and found this hilarious. However, just a few things…
1. The vast majority of Christians have a great respect for science as a whole. It’s just the matter of the origin of the universe and embryonic stem cell research (and occasionally global warming) on which they’re divided.
2. I have several friends who got married before age 22. It’s just the cohabitation and sex before marriage bit that people get up in arms about.
3. To the person who said Christianity was Catholicism and Protestant denominations, you forgot something… Orthodoxy.
Ever heard of the Great Schism?
4. Oh, you want a flame war???
A WILD CHARIZARD APPEARS…
saddest attempt to start flame war
THIS MADE MY DAY. I mean yeah, sure, it’s just the negative stereotypical beliefs of Christians and a lot of them are proven incorrect perceptions, but still.
Shouldn’t all forms of leviathans or dragons also be banned, as Satan takes those forms as well? *i.e. dragonite, lapras, steelix, etc.
Was not Leviathan technically a being in it’s OWN right? >.>’ Then again, serpent-esque forms, so… meh.
these rules are invalid. there is only the alternate protestant version minus you do not have to believe in arceus. i just believe in arceus cuz i do. there are no religious rules. you all may consider me a troll. but your arguments are invalid. arguments from the creator are invalid. all resistance is invalid. just liek Mudkipz. resistance is futile. *Trollface* U Mad?
honestly i can deal with being around a Giratina forever
muslims ban pokemon
There should be some flaming, because a lot of this is inaccurate. Christians DON’T reject science at all, rejecting Darwin/old earth does NOT equal rejecting science as a whole. And fossils aren’t a problem either. Plus, very few Christians reject evolution as a whole. People refuse to see the distinction between natural selection, which no one rejects, and molecues-to-man, which is the type that’s controversial. There are very few, though, who deny that species adapt to their environment and sometimes branch off new species. What’s argued is whether one kind can change into a totally new kind. Besides that, there are many old earth Christians who don’t have a problem with either. So basically, if people are going to have fun with something, they need to do their research and find out the facts before spouting misinformation and spreading it around.
PS anyway, the evolving Pokemon do isn’t the controversial sort at all, it’s more like a metamorphosis…some have apparently gotten mislead.
To be fair, those who argue that evolution cannot produce animals of a different kind are being quite unscientific, since the very concept of a kind they use is unscientific. It’s only ever defined by example (a dog and a cat, a tiger and a human).
The ability of evolution to produce new species (which has been demonstrated many times) leads logically to the conclusion that it can produce new genii, new clades, etc. Note that evolutionary biologists never use the word “kind” to categorise organisms. That’s something only creationists do, and it’s intellectual dishonesty at its height.
Even the genus and the clade are arbitrary. You may say that all members of a genus have some particular characteristic which you won’t find anywhere else, and that’s true, but the determination of which characteristics draw these boundaries have no bearing on reality. In fact, these boundaries have no bearing on reality. If two organisms cannot breed, who cares if they are of different species or genii? That just makes it easier for us to keep track.
Finally, rejecting evolution/old earth is a rejection of science. It’s the worst rejection of science, because you’re cherry picking what you want to believe, accepting reality only in so far as it conforms to what you’d like it to be. The Earth is, by all indication, billions of years old, and the organisms on it share a common ancestry. That is reality.
*Catchs Girintina*
Wait, I have to go live with Giratina now? But he kicked me out last week…
why has nobody developed a team for this challenge
Snorlax
Lapras
Electrabuzz
Hitmonlee
Chansey
OMG SOMEONE IS MAKING FUN OF SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET. SOMEONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES.
Kidding, kidding. I’m Christian, and I find this smirk worthy, specifically the Protestant edition. I don’t get why people get their panties in a twist about a joke. Because that’s what this is. A joke about a video game series.
But no, you’re right, this is terrible.