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Squirtle-
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao
For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass.
Wartortle-
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage
For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage.
Blastoise-
1 Squirtle
1 Wartortle
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage
For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.
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18+ in my country…
19+ north of USA
15+ if we don’t get caught by the police
I’m Officer Jenny, and you’re under arrest for underage drinking!!!
Well, if it isn’t my old friend Underage Drinking. How are you, Underage Drinking? Besides illegal!
O-o-o-o-fficer Jenny!! My name is Brock! How bout we go on a date sometime? <3 <3
Croagunk uses poison jab. It’s super effective.
8+ if we don’t get cought by the police
0- if my parents don’t get caught by the police.
4+ of im still alive -megusta- me blasta
In Canadia?
i drink ouzo….
its some greek drink with 40pct
hammered in only 15 minutes.
Not sure if underage or just dumb…
Well, he’s not dumb. Ouzo is an extremely strong alcoholic drink meant to be drunk very quickly. You can add water to make it weaker.
I’m 22. Now what?
and if we’re not stateside and therefore have no access to Mountain Dew Voltage, what shall we substitute?
Try Red Bull.
It tastes exactly like sprite..
they sell mountain dew in the uk now but it tastes like watered down piss compared to the american stuff
better drink your own piss
Well, it works best with a blue colored soda, and seeing as they got rid of Pepsi Blue on us in Canada…
*bookmarks this*
lol just did the same- has anyone actually made it yet? wanna know if it’s worth getting everything together…
yup its bloody good taste like magical angel piss! yup its that good
How can there be three halves in the wartortle recipe?
Or am I just stupid?
1/2 shot = half of a shot glass, them pour it into the whatever you’ll mix them in, then do the next one.
yes
Title is wrong, 18+ for strong alcohol here.
^ Same here! I know what im gonna try next time me and my mates go out =P
Hell yeah, let them wait 3 years for no reason.
XD
Indeed! HAHAHA
Yeah… 21 in the stated… not that it stops anyone. ^_^;
not everyone lives in your country
Not everyone lives in america either.
But not only his country has 18+ minimum drinking age
That doesn’t make the title wrong.
Uhm… yeah it does.
The site is american, so yes, that does make the title correct.
the site is on the internet,
www stands for WORLD WIDE web.
so yeah, it’s wrong
But 21 covers all countries. Perhaps they just chose the highest age to make sure they didn’t mislead any of the readers regardless of country?
^WIN^
Actually, this site doesn’t start with www, so your argument is ineffective at best.
Ummm for wartortle…. three 1/2 ?
Take a shot glass, fill it half way. Pour it into cup, repeat for other 2 shots. MAGIC!! 3 half shots for a grand total of 1.5 shots.
Not a hard concept to grasp.
Alternatively:
*Buy rum
*Add blue food colouring
^This. Blue curacao tastes awful!
Oh hell yes! So many wonderful ideas here with Pokemon drinks. I like raspberry/pink flavoured things, so I’ll need to think of ingredients for the Mew.
And all the poké-nerds fap.
18+ in Portugal. And here, people start drinking like when they are 16.
Dumb americans and their stupid rules. 18 = Adulthood: voting, drinking, etc.
16? more like 13…
Em Portugal não é 18. Andam a falar em mudar isso, mas por enquanto ainda é 16
yeap sucks for the us and their 21 years old law for drinking, 18 and ready to drink!
I want those poke-toys.
you drink the Blastoise by shouting “HYDRO PUMP”, then you chug it
YES. But what about the other two?
Squirtle – Splash
Wartortle – uhm… bubblebeam?
Squirtle = Water Gun
and we have a winner
No you spew it.
I can actually do this already whem I’m 18 years old…
I love Holland
F*ck Yeah
Bwahahaha in Canada, drinking age is 19. You mad?
In Belgium it’s 16 for drinks under 22% and 18 for drinks over 22%
no, its 18 here, lolz
In Denmark it’s 16… now you must be jelly
Danish stores just forget that quite often and therefore 12 year old kids buy cheap vodka all the time, and it’s completely legal since it’s the stores responsibility
also new rules, if it’s more than 22% you have to be 18 or more
Drinking age in the Netherlands is 16. U jelly?
dat geld niet voor likeuren, pik
Lawl vet
Als een baas.
In Québec drinking age is 18
@dan: drinking age is 16+ in Germany. U mad?
LoL
Germany ftw! Drinking beer age 16, all the rest age 18
no it is not.
klote MOF
This blog is AWESOME.
Drinking age in my state (in the US) is any age with parental consent in a private residence. Your own parents do have to be present, though, kiddies.
this is a common misconception. the drinking age is a federal law, not one enforced by parents. so unless the entire american government is your parents, then no you are still not allowed to drink until your twenty one. Google it if you don’t believe me
**** google, I looked this up on my state’s government website,
and it states that in a private residence, while being monitored by a parent, it is completely legal for a minor to consume alcohol.
THAT’S how you do research.
An itty bitty mammoth wanted to drink,
it tried and it tried and it could not drink
a bear, its friend, wanted to help it and made it drink 10 liters of Whiskey.
And what happened?
Cirrhosis, it gave the mammoth cirrhosis.
it was worse when he wanted to fly…
Curse my inability to add fractions!
drinking age is officially 18 here
but as its Scotland most people treat it as 14
you jelly ?
I’m not of age yet, but I’ll try to make a punch like that without the alcohol
In half parts of my country, drinking age is 16+
U mad?
Mountain Dew tastes like crap…
1/2+ 1/2+ 1/2? = fail?
You are a bartending fail. You realize a drink can have more than one shot of alcohol in it correct?
That means the drink had 1.5 shots in it.
Also, 1/2+1/2+1/2=3/2, and 3/2=1.5. Need I say more?
in Belarus we start drinking while 12, u mad memebase?
Dang, I wish I was old enough to drink. Those look so tasty. :c
What is a Worturtle?
“WORTURTLE”? Burn him at the stake! D:
^This
God bless countries where you have to be 18….Ok, I’m still not, but it’s just 3 years!
16+ in Italy , but teen start even at 12…. exactly the same for smoking
So would a Charizard be a Bloody Mary with fire on the top?
19+ in Canada (exception of Quebec: 18+)
wow. try travelling hun. or pay attention in school. BC- 19
AB- 18, Sask- 19, Man- 18, Ont- 19, Que-18…. get it?
Has anyone actually tried this? I’m wondering if it tastes any good.
I could legally drink at the age of 5. If it is your own home u mad?
Even though the legal age is 21 in the US, that doesn’t stop anyone. In fact, the USA has a high underage drinking rate. Umad US government?
18+ in UK, you mad amerifags?
Not really, most of us ignore that law anyhow.
The Squirtle’s pretty strong. You can definitely taste the coconut & that’s not a bad thing. My husband kinda made his own Blastoise. Not too shabby! I’m tempted to ask for a Squirtle at a bar someday.
Seeing as it’s a water type, does adding MD Voltage makes it Super Effective?
I’m going to save this in my bookmarks, and as soon as I turn 21 I’m going to make myself a Wartortle.
16+ in holland
YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!
Wow… I don’t know what to say really. This Is probably the worst selection of drinks I’ve seen for a while, all the ingredients are sweet, no balance at all, i don’t even have to try it to tell that, and the name sells it to kids, what a pile of…